AISubs v3.7
- Oh no! - Oh no!
- What do we do? - Oh no!
We can't eat!
The air has dried up in the winter,
- so people say we should be careful of fire. - Yes, yes.
- It's easier to have a fire than in summer. - That's right.
So we'd like to ask you if you're taking precautions against fire.
We're not doing anything.
But of course, we'd be in trouble if we said "My computer's on fire, so I'm not doing this video."
We'd all be in trouble.
So today, we'd like you to learn how to prevent fire.
- By watching our videos. - That's right.
How to prevent fire.
Do you all have wallets?
- We do. - We do.
- Do you? - Yes.
- Wallets are important, right? - Very important.
- Of course. - Of course.
We're attached to them.
Let's say something unexpected happens and you burn your wallet.
- What? - What?
- That's unexpected? - Oh no!
But it's okay.
Because we're going to put fire in this wallet.
- We're going to put fire in this wallet. - That's right.
But if you do that, you'll end up in a safe or something like that.
So you don't have to spend so much money on fire.
- We can use it! - We can use it!
- We can use our wallets! - We can use them all!
We can use all of our money!
So we thought it'd be nice if we could prevent fire cheaply.
So we asked you to buy fire protection goods that can protect your wallet for up to 10,000 yen.
- This time, it's a team. - Team.
- Team.
So we asked you three teams to put fire in three wallets.
So you three will play rock-paper-scissors and burn your wallets, right?
- That's right. - I see!
- Each team will burn the wallets of the team that loses rock-paper-scissors. - We're the strongest.
- First, we'll play rock-paper-scissors and burn our wallets. - I don't like this!
- Wallets have memories, don't they? - That's right.
- So we asked you three teams to put fire in your wallets and play rock-paper-scissors. - Yes.
- Okay, let's do it. - I have a dollar bill wallet.
- But I don't have a date or anything like that. - Okay.
- I went on a date with her again. - Oh!
- And I won at the time. - Oh!
- Himemaru has this wallet, but it's called "block leather." - I see.
- You grab it with your hands. - Wow! - See? It's a one-point trick.
- It's finally starting to look like that. - Yeah, it's starting to look like that.
- Let me go wild! - First, go wild with your fists.
- The strongest wildness. - Here I go.
- Wildness? - Wildness?
- Wildness becomes wildness. - Wildness becomes wildness.
- Rock, paper, scissors! - Rock, paper, scissors!
- You idiot! - You're fast! - Don't shout!
- You've been talking with your hands all this time! - Wildness!
- When I was getting ready, it felt like I was doing it with my wallet.
- The size is different, so maybe... - It might stay like that.
- That's crazy. - It's effective. - So you can put it in like this?
- Our team's wallet is... - Yes, it's this one.
- It's a Prada Hermes. - Wow!
- That's impressive. - So we went to Hawaii today, right?
- Yeah. - We bought it at the time.
- It's got a pin badge like this. - Yeah.
- You can grab it with your hands and buy it. - Yeah.
- I have a desire to have a really good wallet.
- I bought it for 200,000 yen. - Yay!
- What are you going to do if you only have this fire extinguisher left?
- I just want you to say "H" for "Hermes" here.
- Wow! You're serious! - Seriously!
- It looks like it might be too expensive. - Ready, set...
- First up is... - First up is... - Jacket and pie!
- Yay! - Yay!
- That's crazy!
- I didn't think it would be like that.
- And then, this one. - Our wallet is...
- This one! - Huh?
- Did you forget? - I left it in Iguido's car and went shopping in Iguido.
- I see. - But wasn't it that one?
- Yeah, the one we bought in the video. - You've been using it all along, right?
- I've been using it all along and I'm really attached to it.
- It doesn't change, right? - Yeah, yeah.
- I like it here, too. - Yeah.
- Chiba-san's "It looks like it's going to burn anyway" jacket. - That's true.
- This is Jimmy "Koh!"'s yellow fire extinguisher.
- Jimmy "Psss!"'s... - That's not it!
- It's got yellow stars on it. - Yeah, it's got a lot of stars on it.
- It's the one we bought at an out-rate. - It's so big, it looks like it's going to burn in half.
- Put this jacket on!
- The first one is... - Jacket and pie!
- Yay! - Yay!
- I don't like it! It's the worst! - It's so annoying!
- I think each team has their own strategy. - Yeah.
- We'll see how it goes. - Yeah.
- Let's ask them first. - Yeah.
[Team A's strategy]
- Our team's strategy is... - Yeah!
It's totally safe.
- You know roasted sweet potatoes? - Yeah.
- Roasted sweet potatoes are actually firewood. - That's true.
- But it's delicious and soft. - Yeah.
- The reason for that is this. Aluminum foil. - I see.
- You can't burn it just by wrapping it in aluminum foil, right? - That's amazing.
Aluminum foil is made of metal, so you have to heat it up.
- So we bought 9 pieces of aluminum foil for 900 yen. - That's really long.
- So you wrap your wallet in aluminum foil and... - Yeah.
Well, it's been around for a while now, but you hit it with a hammer like you do with aluminum foil.
- If you make hard metal objects... - Yeah.
- I'm sure you'll be fine. - Yeah, we'll be fine.
- Well, I hope you'll see it as a success story. - Yeah.
- Should we do it rough? - Yeah.
[Team B's strategy]
- So our team ended up like this. - It was fun and we kept eating everything.
We said we'd switch teams, but we didn't switch teams once and we kept eating for the rest of our lives.
- I'm sure we'll be fine. - Seriously?
- This is easy! - Yeah.
- We might be able to make roasted sweet potatoes. - We might be able to make sweet potatoes.
- Well, we ended up winning, so let's make sweet potatoes. - Yeah.
[Team A's strategy]
- Okay, red team! - Red team!
- What we bought... - This!
- This is it!
- This much! - What is this?!
- This is a fireproof bucket. - You put water in it...
- If you put your wallet in here... - Your wallet won't burn anymore.
- Yeah. - It's simple.
- You make a bucket tower. - A tower?
- Huh? - Yeah.
- You fill it up with water and make a hole in it.
- If you run out of water here, you can fill it up with water up there.
- The water here is boiling. - Yeah.
- If you fill it up with water up here... - Huh? Are you serious about this?
- I'm serious, you idiot! - You're such an idiot!
- You guys are the big guys!
- We were thinking of using dirt, of course.
- We were like, "Oh no, don't cover it up!" and we did this!
- You avoided it for us. - You guys are weird!
- We'll do our best! - This is bad...
- How did you like our team?
- I was wondering what you were doing earlier. - I was trying really hard...
- Stop it! - I can do it!
- I don't think you'll be able to do it.
- I'll put my wallet in here. - It's at the bottom, right?
- I'm sorry! - You've been doing it all along!
- We've already decided to let our wallets roll all day. - The water is starting to boil, so we'll put in the water tower.
- Let's put it in from above. - But if we put it in now, won't it leak?
- It'll leak. - Of course!
- Our heads are full of water. - Our heads are full of water!
- The other two teams had different themes, but we decided to do something different.
- We bought two of these vessels. - We'll put our wallets in here and close it vertically.
- If we do this alone, heat will pass through, so we'll put vegetable soil in here and wrap our wallets.
- Also, have you heard of science experiments? - We'll put water in this balloon and light it up, but it won't break.
- I think we can do water balloons for several weeks. - I forgot! We'll put clay around our wallets.
- Wallet, clay, soil, pottery, water, balloon, water, balloon. - It's perfect.
- With just this, we have eight items. - Yes, it's 800 yen.
- We have two more, but we'll announce them at the end of this video. - Let's wrap it up with clay.
- Let's put our hair in here, too. - I can't wear it.
- We've wrapped it up. Here's the problem.
- I don't know if it'll go in. - It's lined up a little.
- What? We can't line up for filming here? - Yeah.
- It's a little crooked. - It's a little crooked.
- Oh, but look! - Oh, good, good, good.
- Look! - Ah!
- It's a little bad. - Oh, that's a mess.
- There's a gap. - Oh, I know!
- Let's just break it like this. - No.
- Let's just break it like this. - Look!
- It's good. - It's amazing.
- Let's put in the wood. - Let's put in the wood.
- There's only enough wood for this hole, so I'm going to accurately capture this hole. - It's amazing!
My legs are too tired, so I'm going to sit here and do it.
- What are you doing? - What is this?
- Oh, with this... - It won't open.
- Damn it, it can't be helped. - What?
- It's like an air escape hole.
- Oh, it opened. The air didn't go in. - Okay.
- Push! Push! Push! Push! Push! Push!
- Ah! - One, two...
- Oh! - Be careful here!
- Be careful! - Ah!
- I forgot! - My head is shaking.
- It's done! - Yes!
- It's our fire escape tower! - It's perfect!
- So, the three teams have gathered here. - Yes!
- There's quite a lot of firewood, but we managed to burn it all. - Wow!
- It's crazy! - Wow!
- Okay, let's pray. - The fire is starting!
- It's dangerous, the fire! - Should we help?
- Let's do it!
- Oh, we're already up there, so it doesn't make sense anymore.
- Oh no! Let me go in! Please!
- You can't go in! - There's no fire!
- The fire is already starting! - How's the balloon going?
- I thought Denjiro-sensei was doing it, but it doesn't break. - Yeah, yeah.
- It looks like it's going to break.
- But it's a lot of fire.
- Isn't it crazy? - It's really hot!
- It looks like it's going to catch fire. - What are you doing?
- Excuse me for a second, but can you change your direction?
- Don't talk!
- Excuse me for a second, but I'm going to do an act.
- It's hot! Seriously! - Ah!
- It's hot! Seriously! - Oh no! It's a big fire!
- It's a big fire! - It's a fire!
- It's a fire!
- I'm sure you'll faint. - This side is dangerous.
- Guys, the camera's here for now. - Okay!
- Sorry, sorry. - It was amazing.
- I didn't know you moved. - This is amazing.
- Ah! - Ah!
- The wire's melting. - The wire's definitely gone.
- So, we've used up all of the firewood we prepared. - Wow!
- It's a big fire! - It's hot!
- This is bad! - Once this burns out...
- Well, it won't catch fire for now... - Okay!
- We'll put out the fire and take out the firewood. - Okay!
The fire has calmed down a lot.
There was water in your team, but is it still there?
There is absolutely no water.
It's a secret weapon.
So, the fire has burned so much that it has reached this point.
I think it's almost done, so let's take it apart.
This is it, isn't it?
Put it out, put it out.
Let's take out all the money.
Put it out.
Let's go!
My wallet!
It looks like a kikurage!
This is...
No, it's dangerous!
This is...
Wow, what is this?
But isn't the color really good?
It's getting smaller.
Wow!
This is amazing!
Wow!
This is no good!
It really looks like a kikurage, doesn't it?
You didn't say it just now!
I thought we'd be fine, but...
Where did it go?
It's probably around here!
Wait, wait, wait!
It's hidden!
Isn't it scary?
It's so soft!
Wait, something blue is coming out of it.
What is it?
Catch it! Catch it! Catch it!
Is it coming?
Wait a minute!
It's Elvis' "h"!
"h"!
It's been steamed and burned.
There's a part that's gone.
There is! There is!
Look at this!
This is...
mold...
mold... mold...
What is this?
Ah! Wallet!
Ah! Wallet corner!
Wow!
This is a wallet.
Ah! Wallet corner is...
What?!
It's gone!
It's like "end game"! "end game"
Can I...
talk a little?
It's like this! It's like this!
It's like this!
It's burning really well.
Isn't it oil?
What? This is oil clay.
What?!
Wow!
But...
Wow!
It's clay! Clay! Clay! Clay!
Clay is coming out!
Huh?
Huh? Huh?
It's out!
Ah! There it is! There it is!
There it is! There it is!
Huh? What is it? What is it?
Where... Where is what?
I know!
Huh?
This black wallet!
The one that was burning the most was...
This!
This was a wallet! And...
The wallet is burning!
Thanks to folding the wallet...
The clay that was stuck between the wallet is safe!
Wow!
Um...
Today...
We learned...
The fear of fire!
Right?
That's right!
We learned!
Everyone, your wallet and other important things...
Please don't let them get caught in fire!
Bye!
We got caught in fire!
But we found out the reason!
At the production stage, we said "these are 8 items."
At the end, we said "we can protect you 100% by finishing with 2 items."
But we forgot!
What? 2 items?
Yes!
You usually make a bad video!
We usually forget to recover the foreshadowing!
I thought you could do it if you had it!
This is it!
What?
This is it!
Water drain!
Who is it?
Ankou and Shuniku!
If we had done this at the end, we could have done it.
Well, since we finished all of them, let's say "please drain them into water."
No, I'm serious.
Shut up!